Monday, May 2, 2011

WTF is "Crazy Eyes?"

I have read too many profiles to count and have run across the phrase “please no crazy eyes.”

What in the world does that mean?  No eyes like Marty Feldman?  Does the birthmark in my eye count as “craziness?”  If I’m crazy but it doesn’t make it to my eyes does that count?

I realize that the eyes are a window to the soul, but does crazy really show up there?  What if my eyes were feeling crazy but I’m just fine?  How about the fact I hate making eye contact – does that constitute eye-craziness?

Would someone please clue me in on this?  I mean, really, if you don’t want to date a crazy person, just say that…but don’t pick on someone’s eyes for pity’s sake!

Insanity runs in my family...what if my eyes are fine but I give you THAT little tidbit - if you didn't see it in my eyes would I still be a contender with no "crazy eyes?"

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