Careful What You Ask Your Friends

Queried my FB friends to find out how best to describe myself…it was mostly hilarious posts, which buoyed by spirits, but was not really helpful.  Here’s what I got (in order of posting to my page)…I:

• Am a Whore
• Am Fun
• Am Pretty
• Like to play dress up
• Have a heart of gold
• Have a great rack
• Am Smart
• Am Witty
• Am Self-sufficient
• Have no small children
• Am Independent
• Am confident
• Am Strong-minded

Things I was told about me that are not true:

• Know a great trick with your tongue (this is tying a cherry stem into a knot, but I can’t, that’s my mother)
• Like Puppies
• Like walks on the beach
• Have good credit
• Never have a dull moment (I’m fun and exciting, but sometimes it is just laundry and dish-washing)

Like I said, mostly not helpful…but they love me!

My Match Profile

I need to really re-work my profile, I need to sound firm without sounding like a bitch...wondering how I can strike that balance in writing where inflection is non-existent.

Help…anyone…someone...

Deleted

POF finally got their deleting act together and I was able to delete my account. 

I also will be discontinuing my Geek2Geek account in July when my paid subscription is up.   That site sounded so promising, yet, all I was  getting were really odd people…it didn’t say anything about Fetish2Fetish in the name, yet that’s what I was getting.

*shudder*

When did I get so interesting to Texas?  What about my California based profile makes me so frickin' interesting to another state?

While I hold nothing against you personally, Texas, I wish you'd stop pinging my profile.

Thank you!

Match.com…Are You Stupid or Just Not Paying Attention

So, Match generates a handful of matches as part of their offered services, they claim that they use my search criteria to generate these matches.  I call shenanigans on them!

I restructured my profile and really clamped down hard on my search criteria, doesn’t want kids and doesn’t have kids at home, non-smoker, etc.

My last batch of six auto-generated matches: two wanted kids, two smoked, and three were outside my age range…really…honestly…is it that hard to compare two items in a database and if they don’t match, you don’t include them?

Alright…frustrated tirade over.