What I’ve Learned Thus Far

While I can’t say I’ve looked at everyone in the on-line dating universe here are some sweeping generalizations I’d like to make:

All men love

• Sushi
• Wine
• Camping
• Football
• The Beach
• Fishing
• First Person Shooting Video Games

I’ve also found out that I’m

• Too short
• Too old
• Too young
• Too fat
• Not athletic enough
• Too white
• Too many kids
• Don’t want enough kids
• Not Catholic enough
• Too far away
• Too strange
• Not fetishy enough

I’ve also learned that while I actually have information on my page like “I don’t exercise,” “I’m a vegetarian” and “I’m an indoor girl,” I still will get solicited by men who want a tall, thin, outdoorsy type. Humph.