Dear Guy-In-England,

I’m not sure why I expected a “geek” dating site to illicit a better result than a normal site, probably because I associate geekdom with a love of reading, fact finding and then adorable tentative actions. 

I believe it says specifically on my profile that I live in California and that I’m not willing to relocate….it also says nothing about trans-Atlantic booty calls.  Let’s also not mention I said no kids.

All that aside I figured there was nothing inherently wrong in exchanging IMs and emails with you, however, I don’t have an international call plan on my cell phone and am not planning on getting one.

I don’t appreciate your pressure and your insistence (“oh come on…”) if I say I can’t afford something then I can’t….you have no idea what all I’m up to in my life, so please check yourself, m-kay?

Please take a long walk off a short pier,

Creepy