Yes Sir, That IS Considered Lying

Dear TallandFitinCali,

I don’t care that you state in your description that you are really 50-something-ish, which is noncommittal as to how old you ACTUALLY are, putting your age as 45 in your profile is still lying.

You said you did so to avoid certain search engines…those would be the ones I employ to whittle down the vast number of profiles on line to figure out which ones I might consider sleeping with (well, eventually, a romantic relationship will go there).

My father is 57, my mother 56…if you’re 50ISH that means you’re creeping too close to my parents’ age and that weirds me out…sorry…my hang up not yours.

But still, you lied…I think you should check your pants, they are potentially aflame and perhaps you should stop, drop and roll to prevent your young-looking-but-still-in-your-50’s self from totally being consumed by the pants-fire of your lies.

~ Creepy

P.S. Yes, I am only 12…apparently.