Dear At_First_Glance,

You decided, based on one phone call that you not only didn’t want to meet me in person, but never to email me again, so why are you looking at my page?

Thanks for playing, but you have shown your true colors, Judgey Judgenberg.  If you scrape up the nerve you may give me a call, send a text or even an email – otherwise quit cyber-ogling me.

Creepy